Stornk #134
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorPenny Stocks
- BackgroundBullionaire
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorStablecoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorOld Money
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorPenny Stocks
- TickerMSFT
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorDeep Value
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal