Stornk #1317
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorRed Flag
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorStablecoin
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorRisk-On
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerTSLA
- Tie ColorGreenback
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorAltcoin
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal