Stornk #131
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorDust
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorMargin Call
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorRisk-On
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorOld Money
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorRed Flag
- Wing ItemBrokeberry