Stornk #1280
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorPurple Book
- BackgroundOrange Pill
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorOld Money
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorDry Powder
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorGrape Expectations
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerNOK
- Tie ColorDeep Value
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingSupport Level
- Wing ColorCold Storage
- Wing ItemDry Powder