Stornk #1241
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireMcStornk's Tee
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundOrange Pill
- BeakCut Losses
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedMcStornk's
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatMcStornk's Visor
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerMCD
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorDust
- Wing ItemFries