Stornk #1236
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundOrange Pill
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorOld Money
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorDry Powder
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorPurple Book
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorPenny Stocks
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorIn the Red
- Wing ItemBriefcase