Stornk #1227
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorGreen Candle
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorPink Sheets
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailMoonshot
- Tail ColorDark Pool
- TickerAMC
- Tie ColorIn the Red
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingYield Farming
- Wing ColorPink Sheets
- Wing ItemBrokeberry