Stornk #1221
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorBullionaire
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerGPRO
- Tie ColorPenny Stocks
- Toes1
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorPenny Stocks
- Wing ItemBrokeberry