Stornk #1200
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakDown Only
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorDust
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatMarket Veteran
- Hair/Hat ColorMargin Call
- HeadDiamond
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBullionaire
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailOrder Book
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerDNUT
- Tie ColorIn the Red
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingFalling Knife
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemBriefcase