Stornk #1193
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorGolden Pump
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorRed Flag
- TickerSPCX
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemNone