Stornk #1183
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGolden Pump
- BeakRug Pull
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorGreenback
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatInvestment Banker
- Hair/Hat ColorGrape Expectations
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorRed Flag
- TickerOPEN
- Tie ColorBlue Book
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingFalling Knife
- Wing ColorDry Powder
- Wing ItemBriefcase