Stornk #1173
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorStablecoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOrange Pill
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorOld Money
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorIn the Red
- Wing ItemNone