Stornk #1159
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakBag
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorAfter Hours
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorRed Flag
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailRising Wedge
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerBB
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingLiquidity Pool
- Wing ColorCold Storage
- Wing ItemBrokeberry