Stornk #111
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundGolden Pump
- BeakCut Losses
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorGreen Candle
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatWolf of Wall Street
- Hair/Hat ColorPurple Book
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailRising Wedge
- Tail ColorPurple Book
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorBlue Book
- Toes3
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorPenny Stocks
- Wing ItemBrokeberry