Stornk #1093
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGolden Pump
- BeakRug Pull
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorGreenback
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatWolf of Wall Street
- Hair/Hat ColorAfter Hours
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerMETA
- Tie ColorPurple Book
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingLiquidity Pool
- Wing ColorIn the Red
- Wing ItemNone