Stornk #1050
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDark Pool
- BackgroundOrange Pill
- BeakUp Only
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatQuant
- Hair/Hat ColorDry Powder
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailRising Wedge
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerWEN
- Tie ColorIn the Red
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorRisk-On
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal