Stornk #1048
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundBullionaire
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorGreen Candle
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorOld Money
- HeadDiamond
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerTSLA
- Tie ColorCold Storage
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingYield Farming
- Wing ColorDark Pool
- Wing ItemPen