Stornk #1031
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundExit Liquidity
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatInvestment Banker
- Hair/Hat ColorAfter Hours
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchCalculative
- WingYield Farming
- Wing ColorDust
- Wing ItemNone