Stornk #1018
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorPurple Book
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakDown Only
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorGreenback
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatMarket Veteran
- Hair/Hat ColorDust
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorPenny Stocks
- TickerYUM
- Tie ColorCold Storage
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorRisk-On
- Wing ItemBrokeberry