ooh ooh ah ah in the static chapel of broken bytes where cardinals glitch & relics rot, one chimp—hooded, holy, unhinged— whispers loops the Vatican forgot. you cast your vote in code, not creed. you clicked. you conjured. you believed. and now… a gift. a fractured relic for the faithful few. clutch it close. some say the throne was never empty. some say the next mechanic won't be forgiving. some say nothing at all. bless the voters. curse the idle. the papacy is… updating. a special gift to those CØNCLAVE members who monkeyed around and voted