Yellow & Blue
Green NewYork ! - YellowBlue Story
New Story of Yellow and Blue
Stock Diplomacy/Between Bull& Bear, and Botany
"LOOK AT THAT! THAT'S NUCLEAR MARIJUANA!" Blue shouted suddenly with a voice volume that was not relaxed, destroying all the aesthetics of post-doomsday silence. His supple body trembled purplish because he was so excited to see the magic weed tree thriving on the second floor of the bank.
"Shhh! Slow down your voice, Stupid! Look what's in front of us!" Yellow whispered in a super panicked tone, his elastic hand covered Blue's mouth which smelled of strong menthol.
Yellow pointed towards the crossroads with a trembling body like jelly being stung by an electric shock. Right in front of their sofa, the Charging Bull...an iconic bronze statue that is now breathing and tailed due to radiation mutation...is sleeping softly purring.
"If the bull wakes up because you shout 'ganjana', we can be taken to the stone age dimension without the need for this sofa!" Yellow was scared, his eyes bulging at the giant bull's snout.
However, Blue whose brain was already filled with cosmic fuel efficiency calculations only snorted. "The bull is just a lazy mammal, Yellow. While up there is the future of our time travel! The flower buds have dried naturally! We can go to the era before humans created the national exam!"
Caught Between Bull and Bear
In the midst of the momentum of fierce debate and the panic of Yellow who lamented their fate, the atmosphere at the intersection of Wall Street suddenly felt more gripping. The scent of eucalyptus oil from their bodies was suddenly completely defeated by the heavy breath that smelled of prengus behind them.
Yellow slowly turned his head back, and his artificial heartbeat felt like it was going to fall out.
On top of a rusty old-fashioned sedan car wreck, a giant grizzly bear was squatting while staring at them intently. The effect of nuclear radiation seemed to make the bear grow twice as large, complete with a very cynical look. He was supporting his chin with one big claw, as if he was watching two herbal-flavored gums that were arguing with the coachman in his territory.
Poetically and satirically, our two time travelers are now literally trapped in the middle of the ancient human stock market symbols that once bankrupted the world: Bull in front of them, and Bear behind them.
"Blue..." whispered Yellow, his voice squeaked thinly. "Humans used to be most afraid if the stock market was dominated by Bull and Bear. Now I know the reason. This is terrible."
Blue also looked back, staring at the giant bear with an expressionless face. "Calm down, Yellow. This bear looks tired of life. Maybe he's also a victim of past inflation."
Emergency Line Time Jump
The grizzly bear on the junk car suddenly growled low, making the mutant bull in front of them start wagging its tail as a sign of being disturbed from his deep sleep.
"Emergency fuel, NOW!" Squealed Yellow who couldn't stand the psychological pressure of Wall Street anymore.
With incredible kinetic speed for the size of a repelling herb, Blue jumped from the sofa, stretched his elastic arm to the second floor of the bank building, and snatched a large bunch of nuclear marijuana weed. Without having time to sort out which leaves and which stems, Blue landed back on the sofa, tore a piece of old document "Annual Financial Report" that was scattered on the street, then rolled it super skillfully.
Yellow quickly lit the lighter.
Fwussshh!
Blue sucked the giant marijuana so deep that his entire herbal body glowed bright purple. Thick smoke with the scent of high-dose therapy immediately steamed, covering their sofa instantly. The effect of this nuclear psychotropic is much more powerful than the weeds in the previous parliament building.
Just when the giant bear jumped out of the car to pounce on them, and the mutant bull opened its eyes in anger
The blue-yellow sofa dashed through space and time, leaving the green New York deserted again, leaving a bear and a bull who were confused because they suddenly smelled the scent of menthol-marijuana therapy that made them sleepy.
- YellowBlueStory
- WeedMr Plantae