It’s nice and roomy up here on my pedestal, the view’s great and the breeze is breezy. I keep a great mirror up here on my pedestal so I can lounge and attend to my self-care. Lately, I’m here a lot and I must say I like it and all the self-love really keeps me grounded. Perhaps it gets a tad lonely, but it’s roomy and the proles down below make for bad company. I just love it up here, oh wow! What’s not to like if there’s time to preen and watch life pass by? If fact, it’s so spacious that I hardly noticed when the lizards began to snake up on there. First there was one, then there were two, and soon enough a whole coterie, my very own zoo! But they were good chappies, those lizards, they knew I was a real studly, grounded fella. They would clap and cheer and compliment as I smiled and beheld the dude in the mirror. Sometimes I wonder if this lovely looking glass made my lineaments look so slightly off-colour. But my friends, they ascertained that it did not, so this marvelous pedestal is where I will rot. 4500 x 4500 pixels 3D Render PNG Image File