Meet the deity for an age of unshakable belief. This 1/1 from Paper Buddha's 'Pepe Buddha' series isn't seeking enlightenment; he's seeking alpha. He has transcended suffering, or at least the red parts of the chart. His multi-armed form isn't for compassion. It's for dual-wielding his portfolio. He holds the only two sacred texts that matter, both divinely green. He holds the entire world in his palm, calmly manifesting its 'up only' destiny.