Meet the deity for an age of artificial stamina. This 1/1 from Paper Buddha's 'Pepe Buddha' series isn't seeking enlightenment; he's seeking zero latency. He has transcended suffering, and replaced it with heart palpitations. His multi-armed form isn't for compassion. It's for double-fisting the caffeine. He holds the twin cylinders of liquid wakefulness, the chemical bridge between exhaustion and productivity. His free hand touches the earth, attempting to ground the jitters.