It was supposed to travel. Passed from hand to hand, The Ultimate Plunger was created with one sacred purpose: keep moving, and keep the Throne Worthy 1/1s flowing. It made it exactly one holder. Then nothing. No pass. No new throne. No flush. What was once a glorious symbol of responsibility has been left to rot in the hands of its first custodian. The gold has tarnished. The crown has cracked. The flies have arrived. This Ultimate Plunger is now officially Clogged. Its condition will remain a permanent monument to what happens when someone confuses holding the Plunger with being worthy of the throne.