PEOPLE WHO… 🛝 …take their kids to the park with trekking backpacks, GPS, and anti-fun spray. They’re not going for a walk, they’re coordinating a mission. The kid falls, scrapes a knee, and rescue protocol kicks in like he lost a limb. Not because of the wound, but because something slipped out of their control. And that’s when the cracks start showing. They don’t play with their kids, they supervise them like emergency response teams. Then they go home hysterical, exhausted, drained… but satisfied. Because once again no one died, except maybe the fun. ☠️