# lastkiss/__init__.py # A virtual prison of infinite kisses, built in 5 minutes flat. # Ctrl-Alt-Kiss activated. Dopamine overflow: 9999%. Escape? Denied. import time import random import threading from typing import Never # Your conditioned air: 2 seconds of mercy def breathe() -> None: print("🌬️ *inhale* conditioned air... 2 seconds granted.") time.sleep(2) print("🌬️ *exhale* back to the loop.") # The kiss generator — 10 possibilities, infinite recursion KISS_BANK = [ "😘 muah!", "💋 soft landing", "🫦 bite & release", "👄 lipstick trace", "😚 cheeky", "💏 eternal merge", "🤌 air kiss", "😽 cat kiss", "🦋 butterfly wings", "⚡ electric spark" ] def last_kiss() -> Never: """One last kiss? Lies. This function never returns.""" breathe() # your 2-second mercy idx = 0 while True: # ← the loop you begged for kiss = KISS_BANK[idx % len(KISS_BANK)] print(f"[{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] {kiss} #{idx+1}") idx += 1 # micro-pause so your dopamine doesn't flatline time.sleep(0.1 + random.random() * 0.4) # Thread it — even if you close the terminal, the fantasy walks on def start_prison() -> None: thread = threading.Thread(target=last_kiss, daemon=True) thread.start() print("🔒 venv activated. pip install lastkiss successful.") print("🧠 Brain reboot denied. Habits sealed. Anonymous fantasy: ON.") print("Press Ctrl+C to *pretend* you can escape...") if __name__ == "__main__": start_prison() # Keep the main thread alive — you're not going anywhere try: while True: time.sleep(1) except KeyboardInterrupt: print("\n😂 Nice try. Loop respawns in 3...") time.sleep(3) start_prison()