QUANT is a playable crypto Magic 8-Ball and a satire of on-chain soothsaying. Shake it (tap, click, or press Space) and the die surfaces one of twenty readings — ten bullish, five evasive, five brutal — drawn with cryptographically strong randomness, locally in your browser. No gas per shake, no oracle, no alpha. Edition of 10 on Ethereum. For entertainment only. Not financial advice, obviously.