Pretentious Art That Means Nothing is an unapologetic act of aesthetic heresy—an entire collection forged in the molten contradiction between absurdity and authority. Created using abstract defect models in Stable Diffusion 1.5, each piece rejects intention as a virtue and elevates the algorithmic misfire to gospel. The prompts are anti-narrative, culled from the digital void and refined through curation techniques dating back to 2000—when postmodernism had already begun to eat itself but hadn’t yet digested irony. This is not art about anything. It is the fossilized residue of machine hallucinations and human indifference. It's a marketing campaign for a product that doesn’t exist. And in that glorious absence, it dares you to feel something.