“Ritual of the Bagholder” In a dark cathedral, he’s not just a hoarder—he controls the chaos. With meme cards in his hands, he channels the market like dark magic. That glowing circle isn’t just fire… It’s a Bitcoin summoning. This isn’t trading. It’s belief. Greed. Faith in the next pump. While others panic, he collects. While the market crashes, he smiles. “Not selling. Not leaving. Just hoarding.” Welcome to crypto.